4.12 on Goodreads

4.00 on Smashwords

The Testimonials

Unfortunately, at the moment I don't have any testimonials from famous people or anything, so I'm going to use comments random people on the Internet left in various places. Thank you, random people!


This book was amazing. I was not expecting it to be hilarious, honestly I wasn't expecting much from it. I am glad I gave it a chance. You follow the story of a hero, assasin, general, and many other characters in this fantastically absurd book. I got many strange looks for laughing out loud, and this book was worth all of them. Get this book you won't be disappointed in the least.


One of the funniest books I have ever read. There is no guessing what will happen next, because you would be dead wrong. Bumbling heroes, idiotic companions, retarded mages, and eerily stupid, homicidal maniacs. And that is just the tip of this humorous iceberg. 689 pages of hilarity that somehow make this a great book.


I loved it. It was a hilarious adventure story mocking all those silly cliches found in many fantasy novels. The humor was refreshing and actually funny, the characters memorable and each chapter I've read with pleasure. Great book to relax with or lighten your mood after a tough day.

I recommend it to all of those who want a break from serious and demanding!


This had to be THE most absurd book I have ever read! Even so, it was highly entertaining... Had to keep reading just to see what the characters screwed up next! I haven't laughed out loud reading a book in a very long time... Thanks for the ride!


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